What is your name? How old are you?
Pandemonia. Age.. I’m ageless
What value do you think your art offers art?
I’m a good story
If you were a shape which would you be?
If you could speak any language which would you choose?
The language of money. Money makes the world go round.
Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with latex?
Gee that’s a tough one let me see…. semtex, Xray Spex, playtex, pay tax….
Oh I just can’t think of any more.
Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
I’m ‘Totally Fake’, that’s an honest admission. Does that make me honest?
Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
Well I’d prefer to be loved but I’ll settle for any strong emotional response. It better to be something than to be nothing.
Tell me something you like?
Where do you work?
on the Red Carpet
Ask yourself a question and answer it.
What makes a good story?
Well you have to do something really different like get married, have some kids or lose some weight or die – to be good copy.